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June 18th, 2011 (11:38 pm)
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Gosh I cannot believe I only have like 2 weeks left in London

Less, in fact
O_O

how am I going to deal with this!! melodramatic wailing, probably. I need to go hang out with gatty before I leave so that I can bike across Tower Bridge with Lifdoff playing again, I really enjoyed doing that.

anyway here have some ART SPAM, because it feels wrong to me not to put everything I draw on my LJ.

First have an owl tiger



everything else is Homestuck fanart because that's how I roll. and there is kind of a lot, so apologies in advance :U

SO here is a bunch of stumpy, hairy trolls with tails, because I felt like drawing Karkat this way and then hammster told me to draw Aradia and then I decided to just .. work my way up the haemospectrum. Most of them have thin tails with fluffy ends but the sea trolls are otters, I guess??

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AND NOW EVERYTHING ELSE

more OmenstuckCollapse )

misc homestuckeryCollapse )

... okay and then after I did the stumpy hairy trolls I started talking to Gatty about Hogwarts AUs
which was basically inevitable
but then I got really, really carried away.
So.
Potterstuck.Collapse )

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god whoops

June 8th, 2011 (12:45 pm)

I am getting so bad at eljay it's awful

Anyway here is what is up in Squeakville: I am moving to Cardiff in less than a month with Pura and Claire! I am thinking of taking my cat with me, and nothing stands in my way if I decide that is a thing I am going to do, but I'm not sure if it's a great idea because it is possible that being relocated to a new place will make her flip her shit. INDECISION!

I am also WRITING A NOVEL again. Hmmm. We will see how this goes. This one is about biplanes and islands full of dinosaurs and everybody in it is queer, or at least that is what it is about so far, but I think it needs some, idk – it needs some work I don't really know what I'm doing :(

Also I have a pile of art to dump and like all of it is homestuck fanart but I am sure you can live with that. if you're following me on tumblr you have already seen all of this but i like to keep it here too.

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MISC.Collapse )

ROUGHLY A FUCKBILLION STUPID CROSSOVER AUSCollapse )

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drawspam

May 6th, 2011 (07:11 pm)
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if you follow me on tumblr chances are you have ALREADY SEEN THIS SHIT but w/e

TEMERAIRE/MLP HIDEOUSNESS, HOMESTUCK, RP CRAPCollapse )

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I GIVE A HUGE FUCK ABOUT THE ROYAL WEDDING

April 29th, 2011 (02:40 pm)
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a huge negative fuck

If you want to be apathetic about it that’s FINE FOR YOU I GUESS but it still fills me with rage every time I see someone being like “hur I just don’t care” as if excess media exposure is the worst aspect of the whole thing, like being apathetic is somehow subversive when it’s not because everyone acts like the fact that this country has a monarchy is no big deal all the time

Like it’s not totally sickening to see the monarchy flaunt its ill-gotten wealth while their country is having a financial crisis and watch everyone act as if this is somehow a booster of national morale

monarchy is terrible

monarchy is a tradition of institutionalised inequality completely at odds with democracy, fairness and common sense

I don’t give a fuck about the couple getting married because I don’t know them, seriously whatever, but I despise the wedding and the way it is being treated by basically everybody because it is a revoltingly ostentatious celebration of something that no country that claims to be democratic should actually have

everyone is either excited or indifferent and no one is angry and it makes me

SO

ENRAGED



I am especially sick of Americans treating it like this quaint romantic and/or humorous spectacle that the UK has a monarchy in the first place, as if not having a monarchy wasn't one of the founding principles the US was founded on
for fuck's sake

if you feel the need to disagree with me about this then please do it in the comfort of your own blog, that way I will not have to empty my stomach acids over you in a torrent of hot stinking rage vomit and everybody will be a lot happier

i am also not interested in hearing about how of course Americans treat it that way because to them the idea of queens and princesses and shit is this fairy-tale sparkly blah blah blah I KNOW AND IT MAKES ME FURIOUS STOP IT

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April 24th, 2011 (07:03 am)
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HI I am back in England! I sure missed it but MAN i cannot deal with this time zone crap. It's 6am and I am not really sleepy :| :| :| I shouldn't even be jetlagged, I spent like 50 hours in an airport not sleeping. By all rights I should just be SLEEPING FOREVER now. BUT THAT IS NOT WHAT IS OCCURRING. Way to go, me! It is way too warm here, too, but HEY AT LEAST IT'S SHORTS WEATHER. I am going to go the fuck out on my bike this week in my god damn shorts it's going to be AWESOME.
I am also really looking forward to going to visit purapea on her birthday! \o\ or at least for the end of it, hurrrrrr

anyway here have a sketchdump
it's all Homestuck apart from a picture of some birds with guns mounted on their faces, and all the Homestuck is for factiontorn except for a Doctor Who crossover.

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BRB, POKEMON ADVENTURE

March 5th, 2011 (01:05 am)
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/drops off the face of the internet for a week

okay that's an exaggeration but uh
i am going to be spending some ~quality time with the above fight animals (i have named them quentin, gregory, priscilla and henry beak)

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SINCE YOU INSIST

Hannah: kanaya is handing out asses like she is head caterer at an ass convention goddamn
Hannah: holdin' her lil tray
Hannah: goin around
Hannah: distributing asses
Squeak: charging you a heinous fucking amount
Hannah: yep.
Hannah: wearing like, a jaunty little cap?
Hannah: and each ass has a fancy fucking toothpick in it.
Squeak: and these chumps are just
Squeak: lining the fuck up
Hannah: I think you should LJ this
Squeak: akhfdgdfg
Squeak: perhaps
Hannah: I would but like 2 people on my flist read homestuck
Squeak: lmfao
Hannah: so you should do it.
Hannah: >>
Squeak: ilu!
Hannah: I am really actually going to bed now for serious
Hannah: BUT YOU SHOULD
Hannah: BECAUSE WE'RE FUNNY
Squeak: akjdhgdfkgjh
Squeak: YES WE ARE
Hannah: PLEAAAASE
Squeak: MAYBE!!!
Hannah: 8(
Hannah: ITS MY BIRTHDAY SOON!!!
Squeak: askjhfgkjdhfg
Squeak: I KNOW IT IS CHUCKLEPOB
Squeak: I KNOW
Hannah: hsdlfgdfs 8(
Hannah: youre so meaaaann!!!
Squeak: maybe when i can be assed i will lj that and the conversation about Growing Up Karkat
Hannah: gsdjlfgfdls
Hannah: yes good plan!!!!
Hannah: then everyone will know how hilarious we are!!! >D


also this i guess

The How's My Driving? Meme



also also, thank you for your various insights about bleeding
I am dubious about putting lady hormones in me for no really good reason i guess but yeah idk
also I have been really denial-y about acknowledging that this is even a thing that happens to me, more or less since it started happening? i have always had the irrational assumption in mind that it is a temporary thing whose regular occurrence will cease sooner rather than later
which is a bit silly but there you go

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Daniel Radcliffe

December 28th, 2010 (01:12 pm)

Squeak: his face is kind of scary though isn't it
Hannah: yeah
Hannah: him and zefron need to get together and have a bit of a scary faceoff
Squeak: yeah they can do weird things with their jaws together
Hannah: yes
Hannah: precisely
Squeak: daniel radcliffe will be able to communicate with zefron like other humans cannot because he is a parselmouth
Hannah: hresj,rfglsjuregjlsfslj sflddsf FUCK
Hannah: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Hannah: FUCK!!!
Hannah: YOU OWE ME A NEW
Hannah: ...ALL THE THINGS
Hannah: omfg
Hannah: I WANT TO BE LIKE "WE MUST ALERT EVERYONE TO THIS STARTLING DEVELOPMENT" BUT ONLY WE THINK ZEFRON'S MOUTH IS SNAKELIKE
Squeak: THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS JUST THINKING
Hannah: FUCK.
Squeak: like SHIT I MUST LJ THIS AT ONCE!!! oh wait
Hannah: ow ow ow ow ow
Hannah: yeah and no one would even be able to put it down to like oh what an unlikely fandom crossover theyd just be like "the fuck is wrong with you guys"
Squeak: well, i mean, what else is new right
Hannah: ..yeah
Hannah: you could lj it and then find a photo of zefron looking really snakelike and put a link in
Squeak: but it's not even like any one picture or anything it's just
Hannah: ITS JUST HIS MOUTH
Hannah: WHEN HE SINGS
ohm nom nom: skjhfklghk;fjgh
Hannah: WHY DOES NO ONE ELSE SEE IT
Squeak: I DON'T KNOW
Squeak: BUT HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO CRAWL INTO THE NEST OF A BIRD AND SWALLOW ALL OF ITS EGGS
Hannah: I feel increasingly like we have escaped some kind of earthwide alien raygun that renders other humans incapable of noticing this shit, pem!!!!
Squeak: ROFLMAO
Hannah: !!!!!
Hannah: THATS
Hannah: HOW
Hannah: I
Hannah: FEEL



Squeak: it's a shame one cannot rustle up an adequate snakemaw zefron via google image search
Squeak: idk what is with that because he makes snakeface in hsm ALL THE TIME
Hannah: the thing is
Hannah: the face is like
Hannah: the face a snake makes RIGHT BEFORE it opens its gaping jaw parts?
Squeak: LMAO yeah exactly
Hannah: so it never CULMINATES IN ACTUAL SNAKEFACE
Hannah: it's like you are constantly having snaketicipation
Squeak: it's really ... sideways
Squeak: and .. strained
Hannah: yeah.
Squeak: SO WEIRD
Hannah: no wonder I always feel sort of like I am waiting for something that will never come whenever I watch HSM
Squeak: every time it happens i am like
Squeak: but why would disney build him like that??

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HMMMM

November 21st, 2010 (01:13 am)
temperament: nerky

My family has a pet tortoise. She's somewhere in the region of sixty years old, and when we acquired her when I was about three or four her name was Dougal. A perusal of reference books on tortoise keeping led us to the assumption that this tortoise was in fact female, so her name was changed to Tabitha (I was big on alliteration when I was small) and we referred to her with female pronouns.

BUT THEN! a startling twistCollapse )

Also, I drew some Les Trollserables because of stupid


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hur nur dur

November 14th, 2010 (05:52 am)
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temperament: nerky


ha ha ha aurthour why 8(

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